....for when you take a moment off from conducting your horse-opera in the back lot of some Arizona dime-store... was this the one?

Whilst serendipity was busy furnishing next doors upstairs bedrooms
She stood here in this room of whirling dervishes
Finding solace in fruit

J Michael Sullivan - Joshua Tree (no, not Arizona)

Lisa Eisner - Miss Rodeo Idaho (no, not Arizona either)